Will I EVER learn?

Ok so on Saturday we helped some Members in another ward start building their fence. So afterwards they invited us to come to Rib Slayer with them. They talked all of us into getting the FLAMING MOFO. I should have taken a clue from the name but I didn't. I was a little bit concerned because I was fasting for the Branch's 40 fast after that meal but decided that I would be OK. So after I signed the waver (which is really funny) we got our food. The first thing that I did was lift up the bun to smell it. It is a pulled pork and beef brisket sandwich. It really didn't smell too spicy so I wasn't too concerned at that point in time. So I took the first bite and then the second and then the third..........FIRE hit like a raging vengance from the Devil!!!! I figured oh well it is already burnning I may as well keep going. So I made it through about 2/3 of the sandwich and then the fire is so intence that I just cannot handle it anymore. At this point in time I was trying to decide if I was going to have to go to the ER or not, I really thought that I was going to black out. I start for the water I think that I had about 2 pitures of water while I was still at the resturant. There were five of us that got them and we were all walking around outside trying to keep from throwing up (should have know that it was going to be bad when they deliver that food with an upchuck bucket). Out of five only one actually finished the sandwich. It was my District Leader. He wasn't doing too well and they had a lesson that they had to go and teach so he asked me if I could go for him and he could go to basket ball and just sit there. I wasn't doing too bad so I thought that it would be ok. So we go to the lesson and after about two minutes I get really uncomfortable so I ask if I can use their bathroom. While I am sitting on their toilet I start to feel the the burn coming up my stomach and think to myself... I can't throw up in a less actives bath tube. I managed to keep it down. I said a little prayer and went out and we had a really great lesson and invited the less active member to get on his knees and pray to know if Joseph Smith is a Prophet he gets up from the prayer and is in tears. It was a really great lesson. The entire time I wasn't uncofortable at all. We get up and walk out the door and then I knew that I was going to loose it. So we start walking back to their apartment (I am moving right along at this point in time). We make it to the point where we can see thir apartment and I start to throw up. But I don't want to stop walking because I really need to find a toilet. So I threw up about ten different times as I was walking. This guy walked passed us but I really didn't even care.  We finally made it to their apartment. I was so happy to make it there. So the pictures are before, durring and after. I won't be having one of those any time soon (EVER)!!!